Yesterday I watched a video where a man was giving people tips in the event of being kidnapped.

He advised that to minimise your chances of coming to harm if your abductors double as organ harvesters, if you’re asked whether you drink or smoke, your answer should be YES as organ harvesters are on the lookout for healthy organs.

Now I don’t know the chain that would be involved if the intention is to keep the organs alive for transplants, as it would involve serious know-how and facilities, or whether the organs would be used for the more simplistic purpose of rituals.

But that young man’s assertion is worth a thought.

My prayer is none of us ever gets to that stage.

But in case of incasity, my favourite beer is three bottles of star a day, plus two shots of whisky at night to make me sleep.

In fact, when I was seven years old I had alcohol problem.

Then if you give me Benson and Hedges, if I no smoke full packet a day I never start.

How can I stop now when I started when I was three years old?

I can manage Rothmans sha if Benson too cost.

In fact, Oga Kidnapper you fit give me just one drag make I drag?

Udo di ri unu. #kidnap