12 Reasons You May Want to Marry Oyibo Wife

1) No dowry payments or long marriage list. No settling of kindred or youth drinks. Just do wedding.

2) You can do wedding in a coffee shop, garden, burial ground, forest, beach, church, school hostel, anywhere… e no matter.

3) She won’t ask you for money to buy Brazzilian hair or human hair from Vietnam. Just buy shampoo.

4) She believes she has to contribute financially to the family. Her money is for the family and she will support your dreams.

5) She will kiss & hug you publicly, and always do lovey dovey at every opportunity. She will make you feel important to her.

6) She will choose hiking, going for a walk in the bush, or singing date over eating isi ewu.

7) Even if you have tiny preeq, you can still reach the triple junction. So… your small ntanta will feel worthy here.

8/ If you do anyhow, she will treat your fvck up. So this will help you behave yourself. If you’re tired, you can officially separate not sneaking around like Naija alpha males.

9) She will come with her parent’s connections, good credit history and have a good career.

10) No cousins, siblings or village people begging you guys for money. Nobody from her side will demand to come and live with you guys. Ndi tax collectors reduced to zero.

11) You don’t have to go for elaborate funerals when her relatives kpai. Just wear black cloth and stand for cemetery. No feeding of 4,000 or obituary ceremony. No cow for umuada.

12) Shaa make sure you no dey cheat and she be child of God. If you go carry nyama nyama oyibo, people in purgatory will beg Catholic priests to pray for you first before them.

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